Message from @jared

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2019-03-05 01:27:21 UTC  

That wasnt bantz

2019-03-05 01:27:33 UTC  

That was me trying to understand this kiwi's autis.

2019-03-05 01:28:42 UTC  

Ubers are quite shit, John. Have you ever taken one?

2019-03-05 01:29:16 UTC  

Yes, he got to my destination quickly and his car was reasonably clean.

2019-03-05 01:29:34 UTC  

*Experience not typical

2019-03-05 01:29:53 UTC  

Is what that'd be followed by if you were saying it on an infomercial

2019-03-05 01:29:58 UTC  

You literally follow google maps

2019-03-05 01:30:02 UTC  

And drive there

2019-03-05 01:30:08 UTC  

How do you fuck it up?

2019-03-05 01:30:24 UTC  

By being brown.

2019-03-05 01:30:31 UTC  

Unless you think being 'an engaging driver' is a mark of quality

2019-03-05 01:30:42 UTC  

All my uber drivers are poo in loos tho

2019-03-05 01:31:01 UTC  

My favorite uber drivers are the ones that shut the fuck up, it is true.

2019-03-05 01:31:02 UTC  

And one was some mystery meat but spoke english

2019-03-05 01:33:23 UTC  

I'm so glad I have a car now.

2019-03-05 01:35:26 UTC  

I used to rely on the buses, train, and ubersw to get around. It sucked

2019-03-05 01:44:32 UTC  

Ubers are okay, just expensive

2019-03-05 01:44:52 UTC  

For some its normal to take ubers to work

2019-03-05 01:45:07 UTC  

I dunno how that works financially but okay

2019-03-05 01:57:17 UTC  

My car note is $272 a month, and the insurance is $120. So if getting to work and back costs me less than $400 a month, that's still savings.

2019-03-05 04:07:40 UTC  

would kill myself if i put 150 hrs into rdr2 @Millwood

2019-03-05 04:07:45 UTC  

Just do the main story and put it to bed

2019-03-05 04:07:52 UTC  

exploring gets so boring

2019-03-05 04:08:05 UTC  

Calm down John, did you forget your pills today?

2019-03-05 04:09:05 UTC  

How far did you even have to scroll up to assemble evidence for that diarrhea you posted?

2019-03-05 04:09:22 UTC  

@johnfrum Answer me coward

2019-03-05 04:09:26 UTC  

😂

2019-03-05 04:17:50 UTC  

John's been an angry boi lately

2019-03-05 04:18:12 UTC  

Has work been stressful, guy? Take a load off, we're all friends here <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2019-03-05 04:30:57 UTC  

'I had a "buddy" of mine dump me on the side of a road over a political disagreement, and the rideshare I took home was literally too aspie to speak to me functionally.'

2019-03-05 04:31:43 UTC  

Where in this at all did you imply there was anything wrong but the guy didn't pretend to be your friend for a dollar tip?

2019-03-05 04:37:00 UTC  

Usually when I've taken Ubers or even traditional taxis the drivers are very friendly

2019-03-05 04:40:46 UTC  

There isn't anything wrong with a quiet Uber driver by any means but it's a rare occurrence from what I've seen

2019-03-05 04:41:16 UTC  

It's the norm for drivers to make small talk or try to strike up a conversation

2019-03-05 05:08:17 UTC  

I'd rate that sex a 7/10, compared with other sex I've had. It was worth staying up for, but now I want very badly to fall asleep

2019-03-05 05:08:38 UTC  

@johnfrum but anyway, why are you so grumpy lately

2019-03-05 05:09:10 UTC  

The last like 4 days you've been nothing but cunty to everyone

2019-03-05 05:11:46 UTC  

Has realizing that you're becoming a fatfuck like me bothered you that much?

2019-03-05 05:12:12 UTC  

Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?