Message from @jared
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That wasnt bantz
That was me trying to understand this kiwi's autis.
Ubers are quite shit, John. Have you ever taken one?
Yes, he got to my destination quickly and his car was reasonably clean.
*Experience not typical
Is what that'd be followed by if you were saying it on an infomercial
You literally follow google maps
And drive there
How do you fuck it up?
By being brown.
Unless you think being 'an engaging driver' is a mark of quality
All my uber drivers are poo in loos tho
My favorite uber drivers are the ones that shut the fuck up, it is true.
And one was some mystery meat but spoke english
I'm so glad I have a car now.
I used to rely on the buses, train, and ubersw to get around. It sucked
Ubers are okay, just expensive
For some its normal to take ubers to work
I dunno how that works financially but okay
My car note is $272 a month, and the insurance is $120. So if getting to work and back costs me less than $400 a month, that's still savings.
Just do the main story and put it to bed
exploring gets so boring
Calm down John, did you forget your pills today?
How far did you even have to scroll up to assemble evidence for that diarrhea you posted?
@johnfrum Answer me coward
😂
John's been an angry boi lately
Has work been stressful, guy? Take a load off, we're all friends here <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
'I had a "buddy" of mine dump me on the side of a road over a political disagreement, and the rideshare I took home was literally too aspie to speak to me functionally.'
Where in this at all did you imply there was anything wrong but the guy didn't pretend to be your friend for a dollar tip?
Usually when I've taken Ubers or even traditional taxis the drivers are very friendly
There isn't anything wrong with a quiet Uber driver by any means but it's a rare occurrence from what I've seen
It's the norm for drivers to make small talk or try to strike up a conversation
I'd rate that sex a 7/10, compared with other sex I've had. It was worth staying up for, but now I want very badly to fall asleep
The last like 4 days you've been nothing but cunty to everyone
Has realizing that you're becoming a fatfuck like me bothered you that much?
Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?