Why is it even there in the first place

because for uranium ore that's a pretty important distinction.

since the 2000s

>You might get cancer if you snuck into a supply closet and slav-squatted on top of these buckets

oh god

the employees have probably had hot sweaty disgusting sex in there, but the uranium stopped baby making.

this is a massive class action lawsuit

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John, I ruined my basement door.

It's fucked.

It works, but it's fucked. It's totally fucked. GF is gonna kill me.

congratulations, maybe next time you wouldn't fill it to the brim with clothes

a room with cushions for seats would be comfy

floors

The old doorknob's mechanism finally shattered (it was 20+ years old), and I had to cut the hole to fit the new one.

That's called a padded cell, John.

Anyway,

no?

I said floor, not walls

The jigsaw got away from me and the hole it left is decidedly not circular.

It looks so bad

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20 years old isn't antique

and you're supposed to use a hole saw bit on a hand drill

Just hold the door up with Uranium ore frien, since it's only in the basement anyways

and you can just get a larger handle skirt

wtf did u do

i hope that orc isnt u

this part

Hi Matthew

they sell oversized decorative ones for like 10 bucks

I didn't even think I'd be in the reflection lol

at least u delted

Bye guys, getting banned for doxxing myself

o7

it was nice knowing america

John will continue my legacy

I'm also American you Greek slut

another shitposter gone

sigh