sister

Like, clean without making a mess, not chewing with mouth open

of course clean

that's normal isn't it

who the fuck chews with their mouth open?

Japanese people, all of them

I dated a Japanese for a while and I almost stopped being a weeb because I was so disgusted

being a weeb is different from having yellow fever, hopefully

are you sure? I hang out with some nips and they chew closed

I was in Japan a few times and I noticed most of them chew with open mouth

Even in nice restaurants

maybe they've been anglo'ed

in a good way

but you need to let fresh air in for those volatile chemicals to rise naturaly to your nose

:P

tfw want to speak proper mandarin to blend in with mainlanders

but I can't quite nail their haybale accent

@porco

they will always still judge you

eh, they're mainlanders

let them judge

who gives a shit

indeed we judge them anyway way more than they us

it's more so that they can understand me properly

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sounds like their problem

@Hiruzen just speak min nan and blend in with the Taiwanese

my family speaks hakka

mfw

learn min nan

it's pretty rough to speak hakka tbh

yeah everything sounds the same

all I can remember in hakka is mopiang

ngoi lei ar

I don't know what that means but I bet it's offensive

it means thank you in cantonese

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I don't even remember what mopiang means, just that it's some low-level insult

silly or something?

fuck i'm.boned

UwU