Message from @StormSplurge

Discord ID: 190894074851622913


2016-06-10 18:20:39 UTC  

the dude who is my superior claims he doesn't need to keep up with current technology because he worked hard to get where he is and it's our job to know that shit

2016-06-10 18:21:17 UTC  

One of the laptops in the closedt staples had pictures from someone's holiday

2016-06-10 18:21:27 UTC  

Closest *

2016-06-10 18:21:38 UTC  

is he only of those guys who buys a $600 laptop every 4 years and doesn't care what he gets as long as it just werks?

2016-06-10 18:21:43 UTC  

was the account under the name Darren DeYoung?

2016-06-10 18:21:55 UTC  

yeah pretty much

2016-06-10 18:21:57 UTC  

Don't remember

2016-06-10 18:22:10 UTC  

because Darren is our demo account and there are pics like that

2016-06-10 18:22:23 UTC  

anyways i highkey need to go now so peace

2016-06-10 18:22:26 UTC  

Seems unprofessional

2016-06-10 18:22:32 UTC  

Cya

2016-06-10 18:22:37 UTC  

it's M$ mandated

2016-06-10 18:23:05 UTC  

almost as GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY as my current laptop

2016-06-10 18:23:19 UTC  

keyboard*

2016-06-10 18:23:55 UTC  

Get a new keyboard

2016-06-10 18:24:15 UTC  

I know, ironically i'm mailing this gay rainbow semi-mechanical to Canada

2016-06-10 18:24:17 UTC  

where it belongs

2016-06-10 18:24:37 UTC  

u need my address?

2016-06-10 18:24:48 UTC  

you've got enough keyboards m8

2016-06-10 18:24:54 UTC  

shhhhhhh

2016-06-10 18:24:58 UTC  

Give him another one

2016-06-10 18:25:27 UTC  

Im typing this on my Bluetooth keyboard, literally cost 5 dollars

2016-06-10 18:25:56 UTC  

zombii no one visits your country because nothing costs 5 dollars there

2016-06-10 18:26:09 UTC  

a pint of beer is like £8 in norway

2016-06-10 18:26:18 UTC  

with my weak british pesos

2016-06-10 18:26:30 UTC  

the only thing that costs under a dollar here is bubble gum, single packs of bubblegum

2016-06-10 18:26:38 UTC  

That's because Norwegian logic is pricy=quality

2016-06-10 18:26:38 UTC  

and lollipops

2016-06-10 18:26:47 UTC  

That's why there are so many applefags

2016-06-10 18:26:57 UTC  

I know a guy who had to go there to give a lecture

2016-06-10 18:27:03 UTC  

and all the public transport was fucked

2016-06-10 18:27:03 UTC  

Oh no

2016-06-10 18:27:08 UTC  

so he got a taxi

2016-06-10 18:27:19 UTC  

oh god

2016-06-10 18:27:19 UTC  

and was converting the rates as they ticked up in british pesos

2016-06-10 18:27:30 UTC  

Oh no

2016-06-10 18:27:36 UTC  

was like 100 pesos to get to the university

2016-06-10 18:27:41 UTC  

>getting a taxi

2016-06-10 18:27:43 UTC  

>in Norway

2016-06-10 18:27:46 UTC  

Just walk