Message from @StormSplurge
Discord ID: 190904949712879616
shit
managed to take one down, as he's punching the guy he gets stabbed in the side
i truly do not understand why having a knife is important unless you're scared of getting fucked
didn't go to the hospital until his mum yelled at him, he just went to bed
damn, that really sucks
like people who use knives to open boxes are dumb
just use a key
also, my older sister went to a school in Oslo a few years ago
>canada man can't understand self-defense
neds in glasgow stab you in the ass cheek with a screwdriver out of a pound shop just to steal your phone
on the bus two assholes took her phone, she ran after them, forced one to the ground and the other just threw away the phone with a scared look on his face
someone I know got clotheslined by a ned on a bicycle
so she missed the bus iirc
tf is a ned
and then got his shit stolen
im so out of my element
clotheslined sounds very painful
oh so a chav
waaa yu fukking bellend
OI HERD U WERE RUNNIN YER FUUUCKKKIIIINNNNNN MOOOUUUUUTHHHHH BUDDY U TRYNA HAVE A GO ILL GET MY COUSINS TO RIP YER PORCH RIGHT OFFFFFF BUDHOW
tfw the amount of people I know who have been stabbed or mugged
and I've never been touched
feels borrowed time
>fax rings up
>paper comes out
>YOU'RE NEXT
more like
>UR NXT M8
a guy tried to politely mug me once in another city but I just ran off
went on fb to hunt you guys down a goofy post
>emos still exist
>oy m8
>could you perchance give me your phone and wallet
>please
I got to talking with him outside a pub, the pub exited out into an alley
and had a new camera with me taking pictures because we planned to book it out for a gig
right fookin real buddddyyyyyyy
and the guy came up talking nicely
then put his hand out like "gies yer camera m8."
and I was like "wot"
"gives yer camera or I'll batter fuck out of you"