fuck you

Wait

What's that mouse in the starter kit?

James Donkey

>13.5 dollaroos

Hrm, I'd rather put in 5 more and get a Chinkadder

Are chinkadders real?

"Real"

I mean

Now playing in General: **Ivan Rebroff - Havah Nagila.mp4**

They're probably genuine, but have some cosmetic defects

>$13

what

Razer are known for contracting cheap manufacturers

they're $9

Oh, so those are legit, too?

Most of them have no reviews

So I figured you'd be entering the yellow zone

what is this tribal music

we are gentiles here

they're a chink mouse, you're in the yellow zone no matter what

(Which you always are in with Chinkshit, technically)

Ye

some of the sellers are top rated

the diamonds

just happen to not be selling many donkeys for some reason

My EC2 is failing, so that's why I've started to look at mice

At first I didn't know that crowns are better than diamonds

Just like for a long time I thought that a purple skull is better than the green one on tpb

>tpb

I thought you were an elite hacker m8

public trackers?

private trackers are a meme

just because you can't get in :^)

I don't listen to edgy local band music

tpb isn't too bad

nah, public trackers have really gone downhill in quality in recent years

cathy confirmed for never seeding

all my private tackers went defunct ;(

demonoid was the shit for a few years until it got shut down and replaced with a ghost version

I was a raving demonoid fanboy