Ddi you ask him afterwards

Did you have sex after that?

^

dude he's a crusty staples manager

i'm good

Are you saying you wouldn't fuck him just because he's a crusty staples manager?

Check your fucking privilege m8

he also has a wife who he neglects

so that plays into it

I got fired 6 hours into a job once

and I still don't know why

u might just be awkward

the manager claimed she overheard me talking shit about the job

work as a stock dude

and had someone else fire me

but I didn't talk to anybody

I was on a completely different floor

ew

it was just a temporary agency thing so I didn't care, just confused me

mosquito crashed into my dip

you want to find work where you dont have to talk to anyone

you guys have heard me on mic, I'm not some ultra obnoxious faggot

I hope

from one sperg to another

you have quite an aesthetically pleasing persona tbh

^

A work where you don't talk to anyone sounds like a perfect way to get a crippling depression

train yourself to script your words before they come out of your mouth

study other people's voice patterns and copy them

already had that hammered into me since I was 5 m8

I'm dyspraxic

like totalbiscuit

and studying other people's voice patterns and copying them is why I sound half-canadian

I got fired from one job because I took a few days off to get checked for ass cancer because I was shitting a lot of blood at work

cathy it comes down to peronality type i think

they swapped my manager when I came back

and fired me

I asked her if she knew why I was off and she said she didn't care to know

:^)

I just scooped out some dip because of that damn mosquito

rip dip