Message from @Phatique

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2016-06-19 20:37:48 UTC  

Its forbidden to bring your bike to the subway

2016-06-19 20:38:01 UTC  

really? sucks

2016-06-19 20:38:12 UTC  

So I have to take it to a fucking train statin

2016-06-19 20:38:38 UTC  

is it an expensive bike?

2016-06-19 20:38:51 UTC  

Lol no I've had it since I was 14

2016-06-19 20:38:58 UTC  

Its a piece of shit

2016-06-19 20:39:11 UTC  

invest in a good one if its for your job, your ass and thighs will thank you

2016-06-19 20:39:21 UTC  

My ass

2016-06-19 20:39:30 UTC  

Is actually destroyed

2016-06-19 20:39:40 UTC  

The seat

2016-06-19 20:39:49 UTC  

Yeah, look for a bike with good individual parts

2016-06-19 20:40:06 UTC  

Is fucking Mussolini

2016-06-19 20:40:33 UTC  

Shimano is the one everyone seems to respect

2016-06-19 20:40:34 UTC  

for bike parts

2016-06-19 20:40:44 UTC  

once you learn how to swap parts in and out you can chink it up

2016-06-19 20:41:06 UTC  

I have actually bought some chink parts

2016-06-19 20:41:19 UTC  

But only phone holder and lights and stuff

2016-06-19 20:41:31 UTC  

yeah I meant stuff like the gears and seat and brakes etc

2016-06-19 20:41:33 UTC  

Not anything mechanical

2016-06-19 20:41:34 UTC  

handles

2016-06-19 20:41:41 UTC  

Yeah

2016-06-19 20:41:59 UTC  

my bike has been tied up outside for months, I lost the key to my big expensive bike lock

2016-06-19 20:42:06 UTC  

so I've been putting off powerdrilling through it

2016-06-19 20:42:16 UTC  

Rofl

2016-06-19 20:42:25 UTC  

might not be worth it, it's pretty rusty

2016-06-19 20:43:07 UTC  

Buy a chink iron saw

2016-06-19 20:43:17 UTC  

Think only a power saw would do it

2016-06-19 20:43:34 UTC  

I got one of those Kryptonite ones

2016-06-19 20:43:58 UTC  

and give you the money back for your bike if someone breaks the lock

2016-06-19 20:44:09 UTC  

iron saw might do it but I'd be there all day

2016-06-19 20:47:46 UTC  

100% nigger secured or you get your money back! Order now!

2016-06-19 20:48:12 UTC  

which they won't do

2016-06-19 20:49:51 UTC  

Its pretty nice in downtown were you can just leave your bike for 15 min unlocked and no one will nigga it

2016-06-19 20:50:07 UTC  

Everyone there is white

2016-06-19 20:50:10 UTC  

sheeit

2016-06-19 20:50:20 UTC  

Just like Argentinans

2016-06-19 20:50:25 UTC  

in my town the bank rides a bike to work

2016-06-19 20:50:33 UTC  

and leaves it by the front door unchained all day

2016-06-19 20:50:36 UTC  

banker*

2016-06-19 20:51:09 UTC  

yeah

2016-06-19 20:51:12 UTC  

they're coming back though