>8ball am I real?

:question: **Question**: `am I real?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `My sources say no`

I base far too many life decisions on a discord bot

ok

rekt

>8ball should comfy not use nadeko as his life compass?

:question: **Question**: `should comfy not use nadeko as his life compass?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most definitely yes`

>8ball should i become jewish?

:question: **Question**: `should i become jewish?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `No`

Fuck

>should I become a muslim?

allahu akbar

>8ball should I become a muslim?

:question: **Question**: `should I become a muslim?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Maybe`

:(

Nadeko hates degeneracy like Muslims do

>8ball do you hate degenerates?

:question: **Question**: `do you hate degenerates?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `It is uncertain`

>8ball can you give me the succ?

:question: **Question**: `can you give me the succ?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most definitely yes`

HNGG

:o

Oh dang

>8ball can you give me the succccccccccccccccc?

:question: **Question**: `can you give me the succccccccccccccccc?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Ask me again later`

Denied

>8ball can you give me the succ now?

:question: **Question**: `can you give me the succ now?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Very doubtful`

7ball loves me more

:(

7ball is superior

>7ball are you 7ball now?

7ball succs harder

I take that as a yes

>8ball can u succ 7ball?

:question: **Question**: `can u succ 7ball?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely no`

>:^(

>8ball can 7ball suck you?

:question: **Question**: `can 7ball suck you?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Probably not`

>8ball look nads I'm bored can I get permission to review my stinking Chinese knife?

:question: **Question**: `look nads I'm bored can I get permission to review my stinking Chinese knife?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Most likely no`