I had to teach mine step by step how to use it, then she went behind my back and sold all my shit on ebay :^)

sheeeeeit

my dad is alright with computers, but only because he was an audio engineer and did all that stuff

lmao i'd literally knock my parents out if they did that

>come back home to visit
>go to my old room
>wardrobe and bookcase bare
>"mrs. comfy where's my n64 and all the games?"
>"sold it all"
"a-and my books?"
"yeah gone"

mfw

why

^

were they hard on money?

no she's just a money grubbing jew like me

lmao

it runs in the family

started rubbing her hands at all my junk once I moved out

my dad shops a lot at "Havaristen"

sold hundreds of CDs, books, games

and gave me like 10% of the money :^)

its a shop where they sell old food

really cheap

its not bad like

you dont get sick

and it tastes good

I call that the vulture aisle

in the supermarket

kek

you mean food thats past 'best by' but not actually rotten?

people pace back and forth waiting for the employee to dump the out of date food

yes hekti

we have a shop like that here\

pretty neat

i got purple icecreams that had the consistency of rubber

>mrs. comfy is sitting on my old X200 thinkpad with an SSD listing my organs on the deep web as we speak

sheeeeeeit

rip comfy

shes gonna sell your birds

she didn't understand what I gave her, I bought her a x200 and put an SSD in, she was like "nice, is this one of your old shitty laptops?"

;_;

lol

yeah she hates the birds

likes the guinea pigs tho

:(

do you have any pets, hektik?