dont you have a gf

thats rich

comin from you

listen

"RRRREEEEEEE NORMIES OUT" is what a real robot would say to you

still more autistic :^)

a normie is allowed to like chinkshit and used thinkpads

my entire life is one big scripted event so the normies can't tell im a robot

it's all a huge ruse

>keeping up the ruse even amongst your fellow autists

I need to hide my power level more often

what ruse am i pulling against you guys

you come across like a normie but a lot of people here do

i mean when i do normie activities i tell you guys abt it

stormies seems less normie than you comfy!

>wageslave

but then also i tell you guys when i'm doing autistic shit

>depressed

>spending all cash on drugs and chink shit

sounds like a normie to me tbh

oh no

he's reading me

abandon ship they've caught on

mission failed, we'll get them next time

when is being able to hold down a job indicative of being an aspie?

ok so the only reason i can hold that job

wageslaving in retail is true robot style

is because i can look at the product I'm selling and not the person

so i don't have to maintain eye contact

and through watching linus for most of my life i learned his speech patterns and now I can speak with confidence

>wants to be linus
god damn storm, step it up

you're better than being a professional manual reader

like literally I study the archetypes of different people who come into my store and then use different ways of speaking when I see them

it has nothing to do with him

i mean like he's a good speaker so i duped his speaking patterns to make the normans trust me

if that's not aspie i don't know what is

>being able to identify people who speak well and imitate them
>able to convey and understand emotions
>aspie

don't think you know what aspie means tbh

>understanding the human nature

i'm literally diagnosed to like i am pretty sure