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gf took all my good boy points for her redmi, I need to rebuild

do you get more points from views?

you get 50 points for a video, 20 points for a picture and 10 points for the written part of the review

ok so it doesnt matter how many people watch it?

nah

kk

I could zoom on the knife with dramatic music for 10 seconds

but I won't

standards are too high

Moraaallfaaaaaaaag

do you have ads enabled?

on some of my videos yeah

bm-800

I've had like 400 views on those

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well you probably wont earn much because your main audience is probably /g/tards

and they use adblockers

yeah I've made $0.70 so far

mostly from the james donkey review for some reason

I've made 0$

and I have ~85 subs

more than me!

the pedo effect

^

I dont talk in any of my videos lol

they can smell your little boi pussy

sheeeeeeeit

what do I talk about in knife review?

"is sharp, it cut, it stink"

Make a joke about it being tested on chinks

thats why it stinks

try it on your forearm

>talk a heap of shit about gearbest having a stinky warehouse
>they pay me for it

I already have cuts on my hands from doing knife tricks

okay brb, I'll go make it

k

is there some kind of ergo chair clone?

I did buy an Ikea Malkolm yesterday and it's comfy but I'm thinking down the road

http://cdn3.jysk.com/getimage/web.teaser/25392

I use this