Message from @Deleted User

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2016-06-28 16:54:39 UTC  

I honestly don't know how anybody catches it, the knives are listed as "outdoor tools" on customs and police aren't going to search you if you're some white nerd sucking on a mouth fedora

2016-06-28 16:55:01 UTC  

aus scans literally every package that comes in

2016-06-28 16:55:15 UTC  

>rig your door with shotgun

2016-06-28 16:55:19 UTC  

>order knives

2016-06-28 16:55:22 UTC  

>wait for the police

2016-06-28 16:55:26 UTC  

now thats a plan

2016-06-28 16:55:30 UTC  

kek

2016-06-28 16:55:45 UTC  

I heard a story that someone used an air rifle to scare off a burglar recently

2016-06-28 16:55:49 UTC  

don't know what happened to him

2016-06-28 16:55:50 UTC  

lol

2016-06-28 16:55:54 UTC  

air rifles are legal in any case

2016-06-28 16:56:06 UTC  

bb guns are illegal here lol

2016-06-28 16:56:09 UTC  

except one state

2016-06-28 16:56:13 UTC  

which you have to have a liscence for

2016-06-28 16:56:27 UTC  

what happens in home defence, are you able to legally defend your home within reason?

2016-06-28 16:56:37 UTC  

not talking about evicerating the guy and making him suffer

2016-06-28 16:56:42 UTC  

within reason to you or me or as in the government

2016-06-28 16:56:49 UTC  

to us, no

2016-06-28 16:56:50 UTC  

UK we're allowed to defend within reasonable force

2016-06-28 16:57:15 UTC  

here youre not actually supposed to approach the intruder unless they're actually threatening you

2016-06-28 16:57:35 UTC  

>break into your home
>taking your possessions
>not threatening you

2016-06-28 16:57:37 UTC  

tho unless you got cctv just dome the cunt and say they chimped out on you

2016-06-28 16:57:49 UTC  

you aussies must be scared shitless of your convict blood sparking off

2016-06-28 16:57:59 UTC  

like the germans are terrified of an authoritarian leader telling them what to do

2016-06-28 16:58:05 UTC  

lol

2016-06-28 16:58:20 UTC  

i dont get this country sometimes

2016-06-28 16:58:30 UTC  

in many aspects we're backwards as fuck

2016-06-28 16:58:32 UTC  

like more than the US

2016-06-28 16:58:38 UTC  

but in others we're complete pussies

2016-06-28 16:58:56 UTC  

we have like 100x the amount of v8s here than the US lol

2016-06-28 16:59:10 UTC  

yet you cant drive one til youre like 24

2016-06-28 16:59:13 UTC  

the UK has a lot of weird shit, people buying tacticool baseball bats off amazon trying to maximise their home protection e-peen

2016-06-28 16:59:26 UTC  

the rise of tacticool bullshit is pretty funny

2016-06-28 16:59:34 UTC  

like tacticool knives

2016-06-28 16:59:46 UTC  

but to a legal standard of "3, non-locking

2016-06-28 16:59:54 UTC  

all curved and black sprayed

2016-06-28 16:59:59 UTC  

you can actually get charged with intent of assault with a blunt weapon or some shit if you admit to buying a baseball/whatever sport bat for self defence

2016-06-28 17:00:08 UTC  

>admitting to it

2016-06-28 17:00:11 UTC  

interesting shit

2016-06-28 17:00:11 UTC  

are aussies that dumb?

2016-06-28 17:00:23 UTC  

a lot of the dumbcunt bogans are apparently