Message from @Deleted User

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2016-06-28 16:58:20 UTC  

i dont get this country sometimes

2016-06-28 16:58:30 UTC  

in many aspects we're backwards as fuck

2016-06-28 16:58:32 UTC  

like more than the US

2016-06-28 16:58:38 UTC  

but in others we're complete pussies

2016-06-28 16:58:56 UTC  

we have like 100x the amount of v8s here than the US lol

2016-06-28 16:59:10 UTC  

yet you cant drive one til youre like 24

2016-06-28 16:59:13 UTC  

the UK has a lot of weird shit, people buying tacticool baseball bats off amazon trying to maximise their home protection e-peen

2016-06-28 16:59:26 UTC  

the rise of tacticool bullshit is pretty funny

2016-06-28 16:59:34 UTC  

like tacticool knives

2016-06-28 16:59:46 UTC  

but to a legal standard of "3, non-locking

2016-06-28 16:59:54 UTC  

all curved and black sprayed

2016-06-28 16:59:59 UTC  

you can actually get charged with intent of assault with a blunt weapon or some shit if you admit to buying a baseball/whatever sport bat for self defence

2016-06-28 17:00:08 UTC  

>admitting to it

2016-06-28 17:00:11 UTC  

interesting shit

2016-06-28 17:00:11 UTC  

are aussies that dumb?

2016-06-28 17:00:23 UTC  

a lot of the dumbcunt bogans are apparently

2016-06-28 17:00:24 UTC  

"I want to play baseball in the park"
"Ok cool"

2016-06-28 17:00:42 UTC  

we have a bunch of like 'highway patrol'/ 'cops' shows here

2016-06-28 17:00:48 UTC  

fuark theyre actually really good

2016-06-28 17:00:57 UTC  

i like the one NZ has as well

2016-06-28 17:01:08 UTC  

the cops shows here are basically propaganda

2016-06-28 17:01:13 UTC  

like WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING shit

2016-06-28 17:01:21 UTC  

lol

2016-06-28 17:01:25 UTC  

"this guy is driving at 100mph, but make no mistake, we've got him"

2016-06-28 17:01:25 UTC  

ive seen a few on yt

2016-06-28 17:01:33 UTC  

footage of the guy getting captured

2016-06-28 17:01:56 UTC  

I think cops here are like anywhere, they want an easy day and they don't want to start trouble

2016-06-28 17:02:13 UTC  

so if you're some nerd walking around with a DBZ t-shirt and a mouth fedora they look the other way

2016-06-28 17:02:20 UTC  

eugh our traffic cops are absolute cunts here

2016-06-28 17:02:28 UTC  

when people dress in combat gear and tacticool edc shit cops get suspicious

2016-06-28 17:03:22 UTC  

our gov't was thinking of reducing the like amount over a speed where you can be ticketed to 2km over the limit

2016-06-28 17:03:44 UTC  

somehow got through a fair amount of parliament

2016-06-28 17:03:52 UTC  

fuck its 3am

2016-06-28 17:03:54 UTC  

im off

2016-06-28 17:04:06 UTC  

peace nerds

2016-06-28 17:04:19 UTC  

>no speed limit free motorways like germany

2016-06-28 17:04:29 UTC  

my dad drove at like 100mph down one when we visited

2016-06-28 17:04:49 UTC  

bye nerd

2016-06-28 17:04:54 UTC  

theres a large stretch of highway across central aus that has no limit

2016-06-28 17:05:02 UTC  

i want to jsut fuckin floor it across there one day

2016-06-28 17:05:09 UTC  

I'd hope so, your landmass is huge