lol

many people judge a knife on how it cuts human

I filmed myself cutting paper

that's the usual test

i would rofl hard if you said something like "the knife is really good for stabbing someone" with your sothing voice

and use a pillow as test

I used to use a punching bag for knife tests

sold it tho

mao could you ship him an average nigger?

what did the buyer say

don't think he noticed, it was a few stabs around gut level

not many

when I was in high school I had friends round to play gamecube

someone jumped on my punching bag and wrapped his arms and legs around it

it tore out of the ceiling and fell to the ground

kek

my parents gave me shit for weeks

could see up to the carpet in their room

>you got in trouble for something your friend did

that's how it works kiddo

can't yell at some kid who is a guest in your house

my sister had a party once and someone ripped the towel rack off the wall and stole it

of all things to steal

must have been a hiker

a towel rack..........

was one of those ones that heats up as your boiler goes on

for a shower

fancy pants

yeah ive got those

I need another case for my phone

just a back case

without flip

get the cottage cheese special that Stormzy got

? : D

he got a phone case that looked like blue cheese

I said he picked it out because he's a stinky canadian

looked like this but in phone case form

ugly as fuck

ROFL

i fucking hate