Message from @Deleted User

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2016-07-04 15:53:25 UTC  

so yeah, they look to you for companionship and they'll get depressed and angry if you're not there for them

2016-07-04 15:55:23 UTC  

I love birds, I'll totally be their bffs for 2 hours

2016-07-04 15:55:29 UTC  

A day

2016-07-04 15:55:31 UTC  

Or more

2016-07-04 15:55:35 UTC  

the more the better

2016-07-04 15:55:39 UTC  

look for hand reared birds

2016-07-04 15:55:52 UTC  

birds that are fed by humans and not other birds from birth naturally love humans

2016-07-04 15:55:56 UTC  

pet shop birds tend to be feral

2016-07-04 15:56:02 UTC  

one of ours is hand reared ,the other is wild raised

2016-07-04 15:56:08 UTC  

they're completely different

2016-07-04 15:56:22 UTC  

one loves humans and wants to be around them, the other is cautious and scared all the time

2016-07-04 15:57:00 UTC  

if all they've known is their bird parents then they'll never trust humans, it's pretty much like catching a seagull and bringing it into the house

2016-07-04 15:57:31 UTC  

hand reared are more expensive but they'll be inclined to want to be around you, which is nice

2016-07-04 15:57:41 UTC  

land on your shoulder and cuddle up etc

2016-07-04 15:58:39 UTC  

sorry, I like birds a lot, pretty knowledgable about them

2016-07-04 15:59:17 UTC  

ALSO both of ours were sold to us as boys but turned out to be girls, they do that because boys sing and learn songs to impress tha bitches

2016-07-04 15:59:25 UTC  

ask for a dna test proving the bird is male

2016-07-04 15:59:30 UTC  

males are calmer and more chill

2016-07-04 15:59:42 UTC  

our females fight all day long over non-existent male birds

2016-07-04 15:59:57 UTC  

female birds are territorial and have an attitude

2016-07-04 16:00:08 UTC  

kind of like female humans :^)

2016-07-04 16:00:40 UTC  

two male birds will bro out and be friends for life, females see each other as competition and beat the shit out of each other

2016-07-04 16:04:20 UTC  

where are you based in Sweden?

2016-07-04 16:05:27 UTC  

😂

2016-07-04 16:40:25 UTC  

Morning boyz

2016-07-04 16:50:30 UTC  

canadian morning

2016-07-04 16:54:39 UTC  

Stormzy

2016-07-04 16:54:51 UTC  

when you cum on a girl's face do you shout "YOU'VE BEEN STORMSPLURGED BITCH"?

2016-07-04 16:55:09 UTC  

or "GET READY TO BE SPLURGED"

2016-07-04 16:55:18 UTC  

what's your catchphrase?

2016-07-04 16:58:55 UTC  

He disappeared

2016-07-04 17:11:03 UTC  

😦

2016-07-04 17:13:27 UTC  

Probably "GO GO MY STURMTRUPPEN, BLITZKRIEG HER FACE!"

2016-07-04 17:14:22 UTC  

in the UK splurging is usually associated with cumming

2016-07-04 17:14:38 UTC  

so I can't see his name without imagining a little storm of jizz

2016-07-04 17:15:22 UTC  

Well

2016-07-04 17:15:52 UTC  

When I hear "wanka!", I think of a masturbating guy

2016-07-04 17:16:26 UTC  

But I guess that's not how it works for you guys, does it?

2016-07-04 17:16:33 UTC  

Wanker?

2016-07-04 17:16:36 UTC  

yeah we say that