Message from @Phatique

Discord ID: 199606725572034560


2016-07-04 19:22:06 UTC  

first time tends to be awful

2016-07-04 19:22:11 UTC  

^

2016-07-04 19:22:12 UTC  

being in loving relationship makes it fine

2016-07-04 19:22:21 UTC  

but if it's a one night stand it prolly sucks

2016-07-04 19:22:45 UTC  

Don't know man felt like lukewarm water

2016-07-04 19:22:55 UTC  

I perfer porn

2016-07-04 19:23:03 UTC  

>I prefer porn

2016-07-04 19:23:08 UTC  

good goy

2016-07-04 19:23:20 UTC  

don't pass on your genes, let Jamal do it

2016-07-04 19:23:35 UTC  

let Al-Abdullah do it

2016-07-04 19:24:06 UTC  

Hopefully sprrmbanks get legal soon

2016-07-04 19:24:20 UTC  

And I can offer my pure argentinian genes

2016-07-04 19:24:23 UTC  

ehh

2016-07-04 19:24:30 UTC  

spermbanks are legal af

2016-07-04 19:24:32 UTC  

you know the kids can backtrace you right?

2016-07-04 19:24:51 UTC  

hell, even single women can get kids from spermbank

2016-07-04 19:24:56 UTC  

plus the parents pick your sperm based on your bio

2016-07-04 19:24:58 UTC  

>mom, who is dad?
>it's this huge building

2016-07-04 19:25:29 UTC  

no one goes for sperm that isn't donated by doctors or scholars or someone like that

2016-07-04 19:25:43 UTC  

Rofl

2016-07-04 19:25:51 UTC  

How can that even be allowed

2016-07-04 19:26:31 UTC  

I would do it if my bio fully anonymous

2016-07-04 19:26:41 UTC  

why not

2016-07-04 19:26:56 UTC  

they usually need a picture and a bio to go off

2016-07-04 19:27:00 UTC  

just highlight you argentinian latino hotboy genes

2016-07-04 19:27:02 UTC  

because the baby will be determined by your genetics

2016-07-04 19:27:07 UTC  

every pasty swede is going to pick you

2016-07-04 19:28:29 UTC  

become an unauthorised donor Mao

2016-07-04 19:28:38 UTC  

meet women in hotels then bust a nut in a pot for them

2016-07-04 19:28:52 UTC  

this guy got paid £50 a jizz

2016-07-04 19:29:42 UTC  

Seems legit

2016-07-04 19:30:08 UTC  

who's watching sgdq here?

2016-07-04 19:30:19 UTC  

has anybody been cucked yet?

2016-07-04 19:30:30 UTC  

like that guy

2016-07-04 19:30:41 UTC  

I'm gonna do it when I arrive home

2016-07-04 19:31:00 UTC  

>gets good at speedrunning a game
>his gf gets good at speedrunning through a whole convention

2016-07-04 19:31:24 UTC  

: )

2016-07-04 19:31:38 UTC  

Welcome mc

2016-07-04 19:31:55 UTC  

during a run of New Super Mario Bros the DS ran out of battery