I'm not saying you're stupid

just that the inconsistent policy is

but royal mail is a whole different level of fucking retards

yeah royal mail is a tough one

and scamming bastards

good pay though, comparitively

never worked for them

gf worked for yodel

2 days of training, shunted on

if you think people are mad at royal mail

sounds about right for a uk courier company tbh

yodel is next level

Oh yeah, couriers get more shit because well

they're more shit

and Amazon uses yodel

so a constant hailstorm of shit

or they did, seems like they employ 15 year olds now

tbh I get when people are mad

but when they get lippy with me, I start closing tabs to help them

ok so this shit finishes it's automated thing and then there's a beep and then silence

what do

say "hello?" lel

I don't know

automated systems are cancer

i pressed 1 and then it said "thanks for calling, goodbye"

one time I had a call, start to finish was really pleasant, guy was really polite and nice, as I said goodbye and reached to hang up he says "you're really fucking stupid aren't you"

right as I pressed hang up

guy played me good lel

got maximum compensation and free gifts too

kek

u got chinked

yeah good timing on his part

best call I ever had was a guy who had the top gun theme as his secret answer

and started singing it

he only called because he was a 32 year old illiterate and wanted me to read the iphone manual to him

lived with his mum

sound as fuck

said I'd meet him for a pint one day

hey comfy

Hey stick

did your meme swords turn up?