FUCK I see a Lapras in the park

>Nintendo trying to get me out there and stabbed to death over a fake pokemon in a pokemon spinoff for mobile devices

o shit lapras boy

rare

maybe you can surf with it

he disappeared

must be a really rare 2 minute window they pop up

@breh using phone in ocean

did @breh die

"brb getting pokemon" at almost 2am

another fucking drowzee nigger

fuck off I dont want you

!??!!?

THERE'S A MEOWTH NEARME

what i9n the fuck

>booking ticket to glasgow

GUYS *GLUB GLUB* SURF DIDNT WORK *COUGH COUGH* SEND HELP

I think comfy just started to run outside

to catch it

no shoes on

its glasgow mate. cunt capital of the world

just opened the door and ran

doesnt want to get stabbed

nah I didn't

I have 9 minutes of incense

maybe I can do it

quick run around the block

how do you see?

I see none

bottom right

geez i keep fucking getting invites to play counterstrike

going offline

and you can see them in the distance sometimes

like ffs i have 39 online friends

see the lapras in my picture

founda ghastly yay

Gengar was my bro during the yellow days

Marowak was my favourite

if one pops up I'm dropping everything to get one

oh yeah i remember marowak was S-tier as fuck