u sure about that

So it says a pidgey is nearby but I dont see a fucking pidgey

someone make a mod replacing that line of text with cheese pizza

I caught a pidgey 2 seconds walk outside of my building

got a ratata

poor mans pokeman

will they wipe the servers after the beta you think?

actually, if they're accepting money

guess not

no dont think so

I have 4 zubats

can I just release these vermin

fuck

I hated them in the games

you spin the disc at a pokestop to get items

I didn't know that

lol

stopped by 3 of them

I figured that out by playing for 2 mins

most of the time the location wouldn't load

the loading bar would spin forever

they're right outside, no biggie

>submit Comfy's Crib as a pokestop
>nerds congregate outside my place
>sniper rifle from the roof

tips.mi6.gov.uk

is there a UK version of getting swatted?

JamesBonded

idk

What's your party van named

you should know you live there

MI5

The Specialist Operations Branch Metropolitan Police

Regional Special Branch

tfw tv license people used to park nearby with a wifi name of "TV License Scanner"

le UK tv license meme

no such scanner exists, it's just to scare idiots

and people fell for it

they never bother you as long as you let them know once a year that you don't watch live TV

most people are too lazy to do that

part of my new year routine

tell tv license people to fuck off