"CELEBRITY GAINED SOME WEIGHT - DOWNWARD SPIRAL!"

"CELEBRITY BREAKS DOWN IN PUBLIC - IS IT DIVORCE TIME?!"

tfw my grandmother reads them religiously

don't know why, she doesn't know who any of the people are kek

my grandma watched mexican/colombian telenovelas religiously

watches*

There should be a chink shit version of this

that's life and take 5 magazine

"JACK MA - MAO DID NOTHING WRONG"

Shocking Confession! BM-800 DOES need phantom power

oh

that reminds me

68 IEM headphones BUY ME NOW

we had a project in school

where we would copy and paste stuff from magazines

into other magazines

i'm pretty sure they use a random sentence generator for take 5 and that's life

"this kid had a lemon in his head"

so I copied the text oldemor (great grandmother) and pasted it on the page "The world's sexiest man"

👌

Uh, that's...

Cute?

is there something you're not telling us zombii?

dont think so

:(

man that really works

yay

I can change it myself

👌

oh man I'm laffin

>8ball I have to go to the vet at 3.30, should I nap now or after?

:question: **Question**: `I have to go to the vet at 3.30, should I nap now or after?`
🎱 **8Ball Answers**: `Probably not`

o

>choose now;after

now

nice

>napping

are you sure you arent 60?

feel 60 tbh

I've never had hip pain before