Hey shitters. Whats THE chinky phone to get right now?

For average to small hands

struggling to find good cheap weapons

want a small blunt weapon like a caestus, brass knuckle or extendable baton

That last you can get on ali, doubt it's sufficient to be called "good"

Why not just buy a M70AB2? There's plenty lying around where you are

the one with the torch?

i considered that for a while

ultimately decided i didnt want the torch combined with it

small, non lethal are priorities

Why?

Terrorists?

pikeys

get a SMLE and go kill some africans

im kidding

just feel like it would be best to have one just in case

im not paying more than a tenner for one

lot of people reselling chink prodcuts on amazon

the torch batons are there

Ali banned a ton of weapons off the site this week

I had some good self defence stuff saved that's all gone now

Can you throw a punch?

not really, im strong because weightlifting but no martial training

Learn how to throw a punch at home, that's free

It'll do more for you than some meme baton

In a life and death situation you wont be scrambling for your backpack to rummage through some memes

Something like this can help but if you limp wrist slap off someone it won't matter

Weightlifting doesn't translate to real life fighting (unfortunately)

Had to learn that myself

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Key-Chain-Security-Protection-Black-Monkey-Fist-Steel-Ball-Bearing-Self-Defense-Lanyard-Survival/32643089543.html

http://www.knifezilla.vegas/product-p/swbat16h.htm

>Smith and Wesson

Every time

"""smith and wesson"""

yeah but in a wallet or no wallet situation having 5 seconds in between "gib ess ya feckn phone m8" and losing your phone it might be useful

They sell a bunch of knives and self defense stuff in the UK

who knows though, maybe its jsut for peace of mind

Problem is it's kinda ugly

Srs knowing how to throw a punch changes your mindset and makes you walk more confidently/less of a threat

oh ROFL