closest is http://www2.knifecenter.com/item/SWBAT12B/Smith-and-Wesson-12-inch-Compact-Collapsible-Baton-Black

https://youtu.be/mosX7L25HV8

This dvd got passed around my high school kek

KEEK TO THA BAWLS AND BAM BAM BAM

The knife trick is kinda funny to watch in practice

But in reality, you're taken off guard, and that's where it gets tricky

Walk around with a chink made garotte

I can tell Jii has never been in a fight, if someone runs up demanding his wallet he'll freeze in shock, not reach for a sub-£10 self defence meme

It might have mental benefits

But teaching yourself how to punch and react is valuable so you stay calm

Well

Nothing teaches better than being smacked in the face a few times

Helps future occurences

I've never seen anyone handle their first fight well

Cause the first impact always leave them dazed and confused

Yeah being punched is a learning experience

I wish I grew up with brothers

herro

just got my bm800

People who grow up with brothers can always handle themselves

Hello Anita

Oh, it's Jewnica Sharkeesian

My BM800 got taken by Putin, so they're sending me a new one

Thing with being punched is that it isn't that bad, as you say it's the shock

Well, the front of the skull is actually pretty tough

It's the back that is soft and very prone to shock

the customs took 7 dorrar extra for it because it was a huge package

Yeah most pub fights I've seen end when a guy gets slammed to the ground

And gets knocked out

Back of his head

Really dangerous

Man, I wouldn't even call that a fight, in that case

That's borderlining assault if somone's taken out from behind

No I mean

Two neds fighting face to face

Then one is tackled

Always ends up on the ground

Smacking your head or having it punted

you are right i have never been in a fight

however i do appreciate my chances better than the average person

nothing can tell but an actual event though