the only thing i'm autistic about and i can't stress this enough is that you need an iphone

i don't need one

you do

you said before

but if that was true the government would give me one

"i need a phone"

not an iphone dude they are expensive i am not rich :/

is everyone who posts on 4chan rich?

then you can't have one

hownew.ru tbh

read the thread

stop feeding the fish lads

the man clearly needs a phone

an iphone

can't afford an iphone

have you guys watched silicon valley

dont know of any other brand of phones personally

is this a VHS or something?

i've never heard of it

no its a normie television broadcast about hipster trash

i haven't watched it either

so we agree then

you need an iphone

how are we going to make you money

i don't know

i have no skills to speak of

do you attend primary education?

are you 12?

if ppl on 4chan werent so stingy with their yen i would be on my way to the top already

i finished school at 16

"the top"

that's an iphone

you can have an iphone

i can't

for just 24 payments of 80 bucks a month

its for girls and i don't like the emojis

but you are a girl

^

i wish

your picture is of a girl

not really though haha i'm a manly man