I'm just kidding man

I mean, it is 3am here so

as an ex nightworker i have to say these normie jokes about 3am being late are hilariously lame

I thought about pulling out the whiskey but I'd rather not be hungover on my last day off, hating life

Ark: you used to be a hooker?

Have a glass of whiskey and you'll fall asleep like a baby

damnit you got me stalin

i used to be a male karoke stripper

me too

like a shot

Nightworker = slang for low rent hoes here

oh

night worker is normal term for someone who works at night

figures america don't know english

Do you have juggaloes?

i dont know, i wasn't ever on the streets in the red light district

probably

those people who listen to rap music in a field?

i'm confused again

lol

are jiggalos juggalos?

(people who dress up like clowns and drink and do coke)

niggers?

All at the same time?

As a lifestyle

by that definition australia is full of them

by that definition sweden is full of them

shit half of everyone walks around in their pyjamas

sounds chill

But like full face paint and shit

yes

oh no

niggers

not in my area

i live near melbourne

which is basically san fran

Well since I have to be at work at 5am in a couple days, my decision to stay up til 3am was a poor one, I either need to sleep now and just wear myself out, or stay up all night and fall asleep at a reasonable hour, and option two hasn't been working out for me since it got warm, so I'm gonna go for the night

couple of days

man you can fix your sleep pattern in 12 hours