Let's say two jobs in Soviet and no pay

maybe some food

Our town was taken over by mafia boss

they guarded the place with their automated rifles

at night

and some schefer dogs?

Go out at night? Oh boy...

I'm lost now

Gunned down fuck boy 2016

Soviet Union ended in 1991, you're 18

In Russia some dads boy got a new Mercedes

so you weren't even born when there was the Soviet Union

and drove away from cops

to bribe doctor to write he was metally ill

so no jail for him

>Implying that the soviet union ever really ended

You really think the Soviet Union wasn't handed down to Putin?

Is it really a union if all the shitty countries do for each other is vote for each other on the Eurovision song contest?

Yes

Either way yeah at the end it was realy bad

But now some people wish back to union

crazy right

Did we not already establish that eurovision is really an offshoot of the kgb?

I think someone actually said that in scrollback

Russia failed being #1 in contest because jury votes

this wasn't planned in any way

Lol, more like the only people who vote for Russia are the other countries too scared of them

Russia always brings some weaksauce

they brought like some quite good this year?

I didnt see because fuck this crap

I didn't watch, I'm too old for that shit

also not gay

Hey that fucking transgender guy/uhm female

he obv didnt win because of that

the last one I followed live was the one where Lordi won

Oh yeah was it the Finnish folks?

yeah, the GWAR rip-offs

Probably much better than the shitty POP

I think Eurovision is purely run by meme magic

any act that looks like the most potent meme wins