Because chink dicks are smaller.

[muffled "It's fine you'll never have kids anyway" in the background]

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Unice-Queen-Hair-Products-5A-Peruvian-Virgin-Hair-Body-Wave-3-bundles-4pcs-100g-Unprocessed-5A/1081378_1599218093.html?sdom=101.316.376.0_1599218093

[Do I fit in yet in the background]

is that really hair from virgins? How do they know?

"Virgin hair"

Fucking who cares?

I mean

Someone must

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfIJI0FThvk&list=FLABcjXsr8shrG_ErtZWXjqg&index=13

Else they wouldn't advertise it as such

What do you guys think of female djs?

do they cut the hair off, then fuck m and see if they bleed?

probably

@Deleted User Do I have to listen through an hour to find out?

Not wanting to look at a cute female dj who plays acid for an hour...

Are you gay or?

I err

😄

:^)

Like to _listen_ to music

You can just put it in the background.

You know

Like everyone does.

As for female DJs

Hrm..

what should I buy from ali? preferably something cheap

Buy what I bought

Wait

How fucking cheap?

uhh

idk

less than 12$?

YES @Aerione

around that

@Deleted User How about one that both sings and DJs?

https://youtu.be/eOGuipKQcW8

Buy this: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/smart-All-in-one-card-reader-Multi-in-1-card-reader-SD-SDHC-MMC-RS-MMC/32247361817.html

Is that..

^and pray that they don't break within 2 weeks

Vocaloid..