I recently jumped back into linux after a few year absence and its been in every distro since

I use a babby's first fedora distro, not in deep enough to care about systemmd

What kinda bitch ass starts with fedora

Fedora is using and depends on systemd

I started with real man distros

Slackware and redhat

>redhat

isn't that just NSA's Fedora fork?

I started with suse

Ye but i only ran slackware for a few weeks

Then my main was slackware

Back in Win XP times

https://kororaproject.org/

I don't even run Fedora

I run Fedora for dummies

Only pussys run linux distros focused on aesthetics over functionality

>aesthetics

I'm not marmalade

>linux

Gotta go that elementary

Elementary was shit

Dailyd it for a week

Reformatted for kubuntu

Bc Ubuntu stability with kde goodness

Cant even into proper plasma themes

>functionality and linux in the same sentence

>not a single mention of gentoo

you're all pussies compared to sysadmin (RIP)

Real men use windows ;^}

7 & 8.1

Real gaymurs*

>7 & 8

inb4 cathy freaks out at me

I think you mean 3.1?

Even tougher guys use windows xp with hack that enables ssd use

I dropped XP when I couldn't install the latest version of VS on it

>that Microsoft pajeet popping up everywhere

I miss Ballmer and Gates

Tfw

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