I am CEO

GET OUT THERE AND SERVE, YOU PLEAB.

My friend

I am CEO of my stall

We have wi-fi access stolen from store next door

I advertise my business online and present to you great investement propositions

If you help finance my #2 stall I promise you to pay back investement

with 5% rent

this is an exciting limited time business proposition and many people will be eager to get on

but for time being just available to you personally

Man

we only accept alipay

I can make hotdogs myself

For cheaper than what you can offer me.

And if you say something about "oh goyim, your sausages aren't as quality and superior as ours!"

Then I say.

My dad is a certified butcher.

So he can make wieners all day

AAALLLLL DAY

My friend your butcherer only makes small wieners

I can make extra long

and big

It will taste very good in your mouth I promise

We have very tasty cheese inside weiner

will flow out of it

Fuck cheese.

Bacon wrapped is bet.

^

My friend we can also wrap bacon around the big weiner

how much cheese do you want inside weiner?

if i wrap bacon on my dick will fat bitches suck it

a lot :)

I GOT ANOTHER JOB NIGGERS

MORE CHINK SHIT

i habe jobe

but i want a different one bc my current makes me wanna kkms

what do you work as now?

were you sleeping during the interview

I remember being a phone salesman.

I was selling newspapers.

In 2016.