yeah this is a little shorter

that was so awful

im traumatised

what god decided to influence that hacker

to find those nudes

i

would

bang

and then leak them towards the internet

alot

of

times

i would bang sober and not regret

mark are you drinking

god bless your misguided soul

hey

u kno

the fat ugly ones r usually the kinkiest

based chinks save the day

seems they still pirate shit

HEY

Why aren't you outside selling hot doggies?

I am CEO

GET OUT THERE AND SERVE, YOU PLEAB.

My friend

I am CEO of my stall

We have wi-fi access stolen from store next door

I advertise my business online and present to you great investement propositions

If you help finance my #2 stall I promise you to pay back investement

with 5% rent

this is an exciting limited time business proposition and many people will be eager to get on

but for time being just available to you personally

Man

we only accept alipay

I can make hotdogs myself

For cheaper than what you can offer me.

And if you say something about "oh goyim, your sausages aren't as quality and superior as ours!"

Then I say.

My dad is a certified butcher.

So he can make wieners all day