Later that evening, he texts me back

Saying It's mine

Has no scratches.

No cracks in the screen.

Comes with hdd and charger

Just need to change the battery

But that's it.

nice

Are you baffled, @Cat#7133

I know rite?

Black macbooks are fucking sweet

I am just speechless

If its not a scam you got real deal here

It's not

Danes don't lie.

Mb would be great with light linux

Those one fucking suck. Like 3min battery with linux last I checked

I am the meme

In the extreme

😂👌🏼

👌 😂 🔫

@Ashe (Keo Zeo) I spoke to the ali seller for trap socks, they were shipped without tracking but they're on their way to you.

So now it's just a matter of time.

Never negotiate with communists

👌🏼😂

👌 😂 🔫

Dude, nice shirt

That emoji is best

I wish I was this much meme

I am twitch meme tho

i scared the shit out of my mom with it

Just need to get my emoji pillow of 😂

Turns out it is sold out

how awful

http://m.gearbest.com/cushion/pp_397190.html

Breaking my heart

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/30cm-Cute-Creative-Emoji-Pillow-Soft-Stuffed-Plush-Toy-Doll-Round-Emoticon-Smiley-Cushion-Gift-Home/32682341242.html

Those just feel wrong

They feel too much chinkey