that's 3gb ram/64gb storage version pricing

you forgot the middlemen markup

>helio x20

waiting for redmi note 5

Lol. When I was 18 O was a virgin and so was everyone I know. Smart people dont care enough about sex and all the shitheads I knew were the useless kind.

You sound really mature.

24

ERBS

THERE'S AN H THERE

I'M OFF TO HONG KONG THEY NEED TO BE COLONISED AGAIN

Take some chink shit with you.

I will liberate Vicky and plant a made-in-china UK flag in the government building.

I want Vicky nudes.

soon

I still have a little sewing set here

To repair shit

Sew her cunt, m8

The needles aren't very rigid

but

they'll do the job

Also

What are you?

A woman?

Guys don't sew.

They sew people

and fix clothes

I'm gay.

ur gay

ye

hey!

That's my line!

Huh, running a needle under your skin barely hurts at all

Just the disinfectant.

Good shit I can fix people with these

I did that alot in middle school

Kinda funny

I would pretend to look like freddy krueger.

💯

>Looking at 'super deals' on Ali

>It's just shit they put the price up on so they can announce it as 'on sale'

nice try stinky chinky