I say that. I mean entirely.

Also

I want to say that the white gears aren't fixed to the rods at all

So the little fuckers keep sliding off.

high quality chink engineering

looks like blood

Disclaimer:

Probably stains like it too, knowing my luck.

no chinks were hurt during the making of this product

the worst staining shit is arctic MX4 or some other number of that shit

stayed on my finger like paint or something

still didnt get cancer

so its fine

EL CHINEADO

I'd like to reiterate that I'm super antsy about getting this fucking chink grease on my fingers.

I shouldn't be, I've done laptop hardware repair shit before

I probably have every type of cancer already

hehe come on gweilo

just buy another one from us

free shipping!

Kek I'm just reading about Chink safety regulations because of the weird dangerous heavy metals paper I got with my Mi Max

it has an icon on it which means that in 20 years the dangerous materials may leak out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_RoHS

so I'm safe :^)

Fixed the charger!

nice

Oh fuck me

I put the circuit board in backwards.

How did I manage that

Haha

Well

Now I have to re-align the gears agaaaain

The worst part is that some fucking chink 5 year old probably puts together 100 of these every hour for $1.86 per hour

and I'm struggling to reassemble one.

There we go.

Now I'm going to clean this grease off my hands before I get some kind of fucking jaw cancer

Well, the 5 year old chinese boy's organs are then sold for medicine or is put on auction as a fuckboi.
Not to forget, Females in china are still seen as a burden :^)

so they try to kill them quietly, or send them to some whorehouse, or whatever they can do, these roaches

I literally pity any child that is born chnese

RIP Vicky

I want to own chinese whorehouse

"I want to own a brick and mortar syphilis hut"