Message from @Tribit
Discord ID: 220650848882130945
Samsung everyone
you contact the seller about them already?
"sir, do you want to use the same battery we've been using this whole time with no problems?"
"Oh fuck no steven, get the experimental one out, put it in all the phones"
"But sir, that's experiemental and still has issue-"
"steven i said put it in all the phones. we are going to make peoples pants explode"
-samsung
The next big thing
Explosions!
not yet
Samsung is muhajedin
I've bought from him before
and I took it to get tested
they couldn't tell if it was fake
now to decide between purple, tortoiseshell or brown
all of those shapes are horrible
you're not fooling normies with your fake bans
You mean
?
yeah but they dont have neckbeards and bad acne
#shotsfired
eusw
rude
I dont have a neckbeard or acne
I think it'll look good with my Trilby
:^)))
how would you guys react of some normie walked up and pointed out some chinky thing you're wearing and said "hey man that's a fake"
i'd say "yeah i know that's why i got them"
y-you too
"you dont wear fake shit loser?"
you could say anything and get away with it with that sexy voice, Arky
That's usually how i get out of police stations
saying "I didn't know she was only 12 officer" in just the right tone to raise goosebumps
how about you just go up to a normie
and tell them that their shit is fake
and see how they react
turn the tables totally
they cant tell either way
just say that the guy who sold it to them tricked them