Message from @zero

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2016-08-31 21:01:50 UTC  

and it caught on fire

2016-08-31 21:01:53 UTC  

They stopped giving them to korean operators because they are testing them now

2016-08-31 21:02:15 UTC  

Kim sung wong forgot QC

2016-08-31 21:02:47 UTC  

Let's do it after hundreds of thousands phones are already built!!!!

2016-08-31 21:02:59 UTC  

Samsung everyone

2016-08-31 21:03:21 UTC  

@Jignx They do look like exact 1:1 copies of the real deal

2016-08-31 21:03:29 UTC  

you contact the seller about them already?

2016-08-31 21:04:26 UTC  

"sir, do you want to use the same battery we've been using this whole time with no problems?"
"Oh fuck no steven, get the experimental one out, put it in all the phones"
"But sir, that's experiemental and still has issue-"
"steven i said put it in all the phones. we are going to make peoples pants explode"

2016-08-31 21:04:39 UTC  

-samsung

2016-08-31 21:04:52 UTC  

The next big thing

2016-08-31 21:04:58 UTC  

Explosions!

2016-08-31 21:05:00 UTC  

not yet

2016-08-31 21:05:04 UTC  
2016-08-31 21:05:12 UTC  

Samsung is muhajedin

2016-08-31 21:05:14 UTC  

I've bought from him before

2016-08-31 21:05:19 UTC  

and I took it to get tested

2016-08-31 21:05:23 UTC  

they couldn't tell if it was fake

2016-08-31 21:06:09 UTC  

now to decide between purple, tortoiseshell or brown

2016-08-31 21:06:17 UTC  

all of those shapes are horrible

2016-08-31 21:06:38 UTC  

you're not fooling normies with your fake bans

2016-08-31 21:07:21 UTC  

You mean

2016-08-31 21:07:22 UTC  

?

2016-08-31 21:07:41 UTC  

Pretty sure Normies wear them too

2016-08-31 21:07:55 UTC  

yeah but they dont have neckbeards and bad acne

2016-08-31 21:08:10 UTC  

#shotsfired

2016-08-31 21:08:14 UTC  

eusw

2016-08-31 21:08:16 UTC  

rude

2016-08-31 21:08:26 UTC  

I dont have a neckbeard or acne

2016-08-31 21:08:32 UTC  

I think it'll look good with my Trilby

2016-08-31 21:08:33 UTC  

:^)))

2016-08-31 21:08:37 UTC  

how would you guys react of some normie walked up and pointed out some chinky thing you're wearing and said "hey man that's a fake"

2016-08-31 21:08:51 UTC  

i'd say "yeah i know that's why i got them"

2016-08-31 21:09:01 UTC  

y-you too

2016-08-31 21:09:21 UTC  

"you dont wear fake shit loser?"

2016-08-31 21:09:30 UTC  

you could say anything and get away with it with that sexy voice, Arky

2016-08-31 21:09:45 UTC  

That's usually how i get out of police stations

2016-08-31 21:10:46 UTC  

saying "I didn't know she was only 12 officer" in just the right tone to raise goosebumps

2016-08-31 21:11:01 UTC  

how about you just go up to a normie

2016-08-31 21:11:07 UTC  

and tell them that their shit is fake