Message from @Octophorpe

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2016-09-09 23:29:29 UTC  

kept thinking the ninjas would get me

2016-09-09 23:29:30 UTC  

i managed to find the holy grail: thicc as fuck phat ass virgin chink

2016-09-09 23:29:40 UTC  

kept checking my back for shuriken

2016-09-09 23:29:43 UTC  

we went to a pub once

2016-09-09 23:29:48 UTC  

omg

2016-09-09 23:29:51 UTC  
2016-09-09 23:29:56 UTC  

and the bouncer said: DAMN I AINT EVER SEEN A ASIAN WITH AN ASS THAT FAT

2016-09-09 23:29:59 UTC  

Lol chinks can be pretty hot, quite a lot at my uni

2016-09-09 23:30:01 UTC  

Could I just become a freelancer?

2016-09-09 23:30:02 UTC  

hahahha

2016-09-09 23:30:06 UTC  

Or would that be a bad idea?

2016-09-09 23:30:11 UTC  

do you have a portfolio

2016-09-09 23:30:12 UTC  

i was like my nigga (lierally)

2016-09-09 23:30:14 UTC  

I'm 19

2016-09-09 23:30:22 UTC  

then no

2016-09-09 23:30:27 UTC  

But they dress in some weird and fucking clothes

2016-09-09 23:30:31 UTC  

I've worked at a newspaper and a grocery store

2016-09-09 23:30:31 UTC  

you need a sick portfolio

2016-09-09 23:30:42 UTC  

I need a courier font

2016-09-09 23:30:43 UTC  

not at all diri

2016-09-09 23:30:50 UTC  

if you want money

2016-09-09 23:30:52 UTC  

brighton is inundated with IT work

2016-09-09 23:30:54 UTC  

just do SEO

2016-09-09 23:30:59 UTC  

SEO

2016-09-09 23:31:01 UTC  

?

2016-09-09 23:31:13 UTC  

Search engine optimisation

2016-09-09 23:31:19 UTC  

Aaahahahha

2016-09-09 23:31:19 UTC  

and e-marketing shit

2016-09-09 23:31:21 UTC  

I see

2016-09-09 23:31:26 UTC  

diri my friend left uni and walked straight in to 200GBP a day work with a pretty damn unimpressive portfolio

2016-09-09 23:31:26 UTC  

people pay outta the ass for it

2016-09-09 23:31:34 UTC  

they had too much work and needed workers ASAP

2016-09-09 23:31:38 UTC  

Going freelance straight away is bad. You need to get a salaried job and build network of people

2016-09-09 23:31:39 UTC  

omg dont get in to SEO

2016-09-09 23:31:54 UTC  

the most boring thing ever

2016-09-09 23:31:58 UTC  

200 GBP?

2016-09-09 23:32:01 UTC  

dunno a guy I know is a marketing manager now

2016-09-09 23:32:02 UTC  

learning about it - interesting as fuck

2016-09-09 23:32:02 UTC  

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

2016-09-09 23:32:06 UTC  

doing it as a job - fuck no

2016-09-09 23:32:07 UTC  

after 3 years