Message from @StickyDonutHoles

Discord ID: 223948157753491467


2016-09-09 23:28:27 UTC  

mate

2016-09-09 23:28:30 UTC  

bcu

2016-09-09 23:28:31 UTC  

I gotta fucking speak english and write it some more

2016-09-09 23:28:33 UTC  

it has to be the highest % of chinks

2016-09-09 23:28:35 UTC  

one of the shittest

2016-09-09 23:28:38 UTC  

M8 try the custard creams from Lidl 👌👌👌👌👌👌

2016-09-09 23:28:41 UTC  

chinks everywhere

2016-09-09 23:28:54 UTC  

even the perry bar campus

2016-09-09 23:29:03 UTC  

it's like 50% chinks

2016-09-09 23:29:09 UTC  

oh diri mate

2016-09-09 23:29:13 UTC  

40% burkhas

2016-09-09 23:29:18 UTC  

one blessing of a high chinkpercentage

2016-09-09 23:29:29 UTC  

kept thinking the ninjas would get me

2016-09-09 23:29:30 UTC  

i managed to find the holy grail: thicc as fuck phat ass virgin chink

2016-09-09 23:29:40 UTC  

kept checking my back for shuriken

2016-09-09 23:29:43 UTC  

we went to a pub once

2016-09-09 23:29:48 UTC  

omg

2016-09-09 23:29:51 UTC  
2016-09-09 23:29:56 UTC  

and the bouncer said: DAMN I AINT EVER SEEN A ASIAN WITH AN ASS THAT FAT

2016-09-09 23:29:59 UTC  

Lol chinks can be pretty hot, quite a lot at my uni

2016-09-09 23:30:01 UTC  

Could I just become a freelancer?

2016-09-09 23:30:02 UTC  

hahahha

2016-09-09 23:30:06 UTC  

Or would that be a bad idea?

2016-09-09 23:30:11 UTC  

do you have a portfolio

2016-09-09 23:30:12 UTC  

i was like my nigga (lierally)

2016-09-09 23:30:14 UTC  

I'm 19

2016-09-09 23:30:22 UTC  

then no

2016-09-09 23:30:27 UTC  

But they dress in some weird and fucking clothes

2016-09-09 23:30:31 UTC  

I've worked at a newspaper and a grocery store

2016-09-09 23:30:31 UTC  

you need a sick portfolio

2016-09-09 23:30:42 UTC  

I need a courier font

2016-09-09 23:30:43 UTC  

not at all diri

2016-09-09 23:30:50 UTC  

if you want money

2016-09-09 23:30:52 UTC  

brighton is inundated with IT work

2016-09-09 23:30:54 UTC  

just do SEO

2016-09-09 23:30:59 UTC  

SEO

2016-09-09 23:31:01 UTC  

?

2016-09-09 23:31:13 UTC  

Search engine optimisation

2016-09-09 23:31:19 UTC  

Aaahahahha

2016-09-09 23:31:19 UTC  

and e-marketing shit

2016-09-09 23:31:21 UTC  

I see