Message from @sludge

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2016-09-23 13:07:22 UTC  

yeah

2016-09-23 13:07:27 UTC  

so yea they left during wwii

2016-09-23 13:07:29 UTC  

and by left

2016-09-23 13:07:34 UTC  

I mean went to ze camps

2016-09-23 13:08:41 UTC  

DANK eshen

2016-09-23 13:09:08 UTC  

where are you @sludge

2016-09-23 13:09:31 UTC  

New Zealand

2016-09-23 13:09:33 UTC  

Enzed

2016-09-23 13:09:41 UTC  

oh shit

2016-09-23 13:09:47 UTC  

a kiwi

2016-09-23 13:09:48 UTC  

nice nice

2016-09-23 13:10:07 UTC  

Muh Anglosphere n shieet

2016-09-23 13:10:10 UTC  

the good kind of australian

2016-09-23 13:11:11 UTC  

We are like what Canada is to America

2016-09-23 13:11:24 UTC  

As we are to Australia

2016-09-23 13:11:26 UTC  

ya, canada isn't a real place because they have more moose than people

2016-09-23 13:11:35 UTC  

wales isn't a real country because they have more sheep than people

2016-09-23 13:11:50 UTC  

and .nz can't be a real country for the same reason

2016-09-23 13:12:17 UTC  

We are getting less sheep and more cows now

2016-09-23 13:12:28 UTC  

oh ya I heard that from a dutch friend

2016-09-23 13:12:29 UTC  

Milk money

2016-09-23 13:12:41 UTC  

apparently the dairy farmers are leaving .nl for .nz

2016-09-23 13:12:48 UTC  

cuz it's cheaper land

2016-09-23 13:13:19 UTC  

Chinks love it here too

2016-09-23 13:13:20 UTC  

you can have a heard of like 20 for the same price as a herd of 5 in the .nl or some shit like that

2016-09-23 13:13:59 UTC  

There is plenty of land

2016-09-23 13:14:22 UTC  

ya it helps when you don't have to literally reclaim it from the sea

2016-09-23 13:14:33 UTC  

fuckin' swamp germans

2016-09-23 13:14:56 UTC  

although obviously you can't use all the land in .nz

2016-09-23 13:15:02 UTC  

cuz you guys have like mordor and shit

2016-09-23 13:15:14 UTC  

orcs eating your cows

2016-09-23 13:15:23 UTC  

balrogs in your house at night, in your fridge

2016-09-23 13:15:47 UTC  

Yeah 30 percent of the land is protected reserve

2016-09-23 13:16:18 UTC  

But it's not really prime dairy land

2016-09-23 13:17:11 UTC  

Fucking hackson

2016-09-23 13:17:23 UTC  

The Hobbit was a real letdown

2016-09-23 13:19:30 UTC  

Alrite I'm off to bed gn

2016-09-23 13:21:29 UTC  

what?

2016-09-23 13:21:33 UTC  

but its only 3 pm

2016-09-23 13:21:40 UTC  

:^)

2016-09-23 13:21:41 UTC  

>tfw made 200 off selling an old gopro