Message from @Aerkusa

Discord ID: 229731479654105088


2016-09-25 22:27:51 UTC  

I had a Zenfone 2. Out of the box the screen and body had weird alignment issues. When thing felt very cheap. Then there was the bloat and shitty Intel processor. Then there was being stuck on lollipop forever. Then the screen died. Then there were no customer service reps who spoke English natively and then there were the cryptic emails asking for my credit card number to have on file in case I didn't send in my broken phone after they issued a replacement. Then the replacement broke too.

Fuck Asus.

2016-09-25 22:27:58 UTC  

Battery rebooted continiously at 10% to 5%

2016-09-25 22:28:01 UTC  

Fucking horrible

2016-09-25 22:28:10 UTC  

I was on holiday also 7 hours from home

2016-09-25 22:28:17 UTC  

Seriously

2016-09-25 22:28:20 UTC  

its funny how chinks in china make better quality chinkphones

2016-09-25 22:28:21 UTC  

than asus

2016-09-25 22:28:24 UTC  

I had a Xperia Z1

2016-09-25 22:28:29 UTC  

Awesome phone

2016-09-25 22:28:40 UTC  

...Asus is in Taiwan aka China.

2016-09-25 22:28:45 UTC  

Sold it for the 3GB ram meme

2016-09-25 22:29:00 UTC  

taiwans are a different race from chinks

2016-09-25 22:29:04 UTC  

:^)

2016-09-25 22:29:11 UTC  

you wanna start a race war @Aerkusa

2016-09-25 22:29:18 UTC  

Ya they eat fish not rice

2016-09-25 22:29:38 UTC  

im sure taiwanese would kill you for saying it's part of china

2016-09-25 22:29:51 UTC  

Good luck

2016-09-25 22:30:16 UTC  

I dated a Taiwanese girl years ago

2016-09-25 22:30:24 UTC  

She was great

2016-09-25 22:30:52 UTC  

She was a first gen immigrant tho so she was decently white culturally.

2016-09-25 22:31:11 UTC  

I'M GONNA DO IT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/229731558435586048/unknown.png

2016-09-25 22:31:16 UTC  

Doesn't really have anything to do with this

2016-09-25 22:31:20 UTC  

good decision

2016-09-25 22:31:22 UTC  

But she was hot

2016-09-25 22:31:31 UTC  

zenfones look and sound like garbage phones

2016-09-25 22:31:43 UTC  

Now she has a kid and is married. Getting old is so bittersweet.

2016-09-25 22:31:57 UTC  

@Jignx inb4 seller ignores me and I win both phones

2016-09-25 22:32:03 UTC  

Ya tbh they sound pretty shitty and I'm kind of an Asus shill

2016-09-25 22:32:37 UTC  

@myuutsu lol you might be able to resell at cost to some ignorant person based on raw specs

2016-09-25 22:32:46 UTC  

tfw no velvet burger near me

2016-09-25 22:32:54 UTC  

tfw no fergburger in queens town

2016-09-25 22:33:12 UTC  

Furburger?

2016-09-25 22:33:13 UTC  

I only want to know how they make their aioli

2016-09-25 22:33:20 UTC  

@Aerkusa That was the goal

2016-09-25 22:33:25 UTC  

and kumara chips

2016-09-25 22:33:42 UTC  

But if I get them, and they are fucked, that's NZD$200 gone

2016-09-25 22:33:49 UTC  

I prefer to flip shit with zero maintainance

2016-09-25 22:33:51 UTC  

or burger fuel

2016-09-25 22:34:02 UTC  

Oh

2016-09-25 22:34:08 UTC  

Ur fuuuuuuuuukt