https://www.aliexpress.com/item/i-bet-you-want-the-tgirl-style/32706636134.html

is this a cheap fleshlight

do you want penis cancer?

will it say ''masturbation toy'' in the postal office :DDDD

get a tenga egg

@couri yes

tengas feel awful

they're shit

don't get tengas

:^) works every time

what then

You can get wayyyy better fleshlights than tengas

get an onahole

most with a vacuum section will do

but are they under 10e

nah

I wouldn't stick my dick in anything rated under 10 that isn't my sister

plus you need lube

so uh

why wont water do

oh god

do you want to rub your cock on wet silicone ?

>why won't water do
LOL

i cant believe im being laughed at

this was a safe space for me

>not using spit

I don't even fuck sex toys and that made me laugh

plebs

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Top-Selling-Male-Masturbator-Silicone-Pussy-Egg-sex-Toys-for-Men-vagina-Real-Pussy-Pocket/32599081792.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.126.vf82jw&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10056_10065_10055_10068_10054_10069_10059_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_3&btsid=b9b4e6dc-a157-44cb-ae8b-67e6224c0b8c

will sticking my cock in this make me cum

dude

>tenga eggs

don't get sex toys off aliexpress

https://gyazo.com/ea712d70e7ade8393290817cb431b4c1

please

ded

the plastic is shit

didn't we just talk about thoe

it's toxic

It's not often i have the chance to lurk this great general