Message from @cumqber

Discord ID: 240163771039875072


2016-10-24 16:51:27 UTC  

gonna buy condoms from chiba

2016-10-24 16:52:22 UTC  

link

2016-10-24 17:00:07 UTC  

@mepsi you're in for a bad time

2016-10-24 17:00:17 UTC  

^

2016-10-24 17:00:24 UTC  

dick cancer

2016-10-24 17:00:58 UTC  

lmfao worth it

2016-10-24 17:01:48 UTC  

gimme

2016-10-24 17:01:50 UTC  

link

2016-10-24 17:02:10 UTC  

"My wife traveled to Singapore last week and brought me home a cool three-pack of condoms.


So we whip them out and I try one (chinese writing on the box, ect...)

It nearly cut off the circulation to my Moby."

2016-10-24 17:02:27 UTC  

***noice***

2016-10-24 17:08:20 UTC  

Is there a reason for that?

2016-10-24 17:08:22 UTC  

Evolution?

2016-10-24 17:08:30 UTC  

There has to be something

2016-10-24 17:08:44 UTC  

Small dicks were for some reason better in that area

2016-10-24 17:09:17 UTC  

they're just **cucks**

2016-10-24 17:09:20 UTC  

Less chance to dip it in poo maybe

2016-10-24 17:09:34 UTC  

maybe

2016-10-24 17:19:06 UTC  

100 000 years of grorious Nippon katana steel swinging around might do that eh

2016-10-24 17:21:50 UTC  

w
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2016-10-24 17:25:05 UTC  

they fit just fine tbh

2016-10-24 17:32:21 UTC  

NOT WEEB

2016-10-24 17:32:35 UTC  

JUST LIKE CUTE CARTOON GIRLS

2016-10-24 17:33:09 UTC  

Like this right here on my avatar.

2016-10-24 17:36:01 UTC  

nobody cares about your opinions if you have an anime avatar.

2016-10-24 17:40:18 UTC  

yea

2016-10-24 17:59:15 UTC  

so LXDE fags do LXQT. Why bother with crappy LX* then, just go with SUPERIOR XFCE

2016-10-24 17:59:47 UTC  

fuck QT

2016-10-24 18:09:50 UTC  

Welcome @TXX!

2016-10-24 18:10:28 UTC  

Yo people. I am looking for micro usb 2.0 cables, like standard phone ones. But i don't wanna get shitty ones

2016-10-24 18:42:50 UTC  

> tfw your dick is bigger than the dick of an aeverage chinese

2016-10-24 18:55:01 UTC  

Not sure what you faggots are basing average dick sizes off of

2016-10-24 19:05:45 UTC  

@TXX can't go wrong with Aukey cables

2016-10-24 19:05:53 UTC  

wat

2016-10-24 19:06:35 UTC  

anyone with a dicc smaler than the avg chink should off themselves tbh :^)

2016-10-24 19:07:09 UTC  

Sadboii

2016-10-24 19:35:54 UTC  

if you're considering lxde, why not just go full autism and use a tiling wm as it uses even less resources

2016-10-24 19:36:05 UTC  

even a pentium 4 willamette does xfce and 480p chinese cartoons fine

2016-10-24 20:09:29 UTC  

I should get a lot of jinhao and hero pens and test them

2016-10-24 20:09:40 UTC  

test chink ink too?

2016-10-24 20:09:48 UTC  

ChINK