Message from @Windatica

Discord ID: 241368861805379586


2016-10-28 00:27:21 UTC  

Does the Caitlin Jenner really need a phantom penis?

2016-10-28 00:27:38 UTC  

yes

2016-10-28 00:27:38 UTC  

phantom power is a meme

2016-10-28 00:27:51 UTC  

^

2016-10-28 00:28:01 UTC  

phantom penis is a meme

2016-10-28 00:43:01 UTC  

i think my drunken gf just showed people my dick

2016-10-28 00:43:53 UTC  

kek

2016-10-28 00:44:02 UTC  

at a school dance

2016-10-28 00:44:19 UTC  

fml

2016-10-28 00:52:05 UTC  

>school dance

2016-10-28 00:52:07 UTC  

nice one

2016-10-28 00:52:37 UTC  

yeah

2016-10-28 00:52:44 UTC  

im not there im suspended

2016-10-28 01:04:27 UTC  

I hope she has a 4k display

2016-10-28 01:05:55 UTC  

actually turns out it wasnt her

2016-10-28 01:06:03 UTC  

it was my ex-fuckbuddy

2016-10-28 01:06:10 UTC  

who got really jealous of my gf

2016-10-28 01:07:25 UTC  

yawn

2016-10-28 01:07:31 UTC  

wew

2016-10-28 01:07:38 UTC  

15-year-olds haha

2016-10-28 01:13:41 UTC  

holy SHIT

2016-10-28 01:13:51 UTC  

i just got my cheapo butane lighter in the mail

2016-10-28 01:14:11 UTC  

this thing is good value as FUCK

2016-10-28 01:14:41 UTC  

link

2016-10-28 01:15:16 UTC  

the best part?

2016-10-28 01:15:19 UTC  

it came with fuel

2016-10-28 01:16:14 UTC  

its fuckin LIT

2016-10-28 01:16:54 UTC  

it has a lock function but mine is busted or something

2016-10-28 01:16:57 UTC  

it doesnt slide all the way

2016-10-28 01:17:05 UTC  

but i live life on the edge

2016-10-28 01:17:17 UTC  

neat

2016-10-28 01:18:09 UTC  

the body is hard plastic, like a bic lighter but thiccer

2016-10-28 01:18:22 UTC  

good night niggers

2016-10-28 01:19:51 UTC  

oh shit what the fuck

2016-10-28 01:19:53 UTC  

the lock does work

2016-10-28 01:19:56 UTC  

but it only works when the lighter is on

2016-10-28 01:27:03 UTC  

wew there are pokemon "tobacco" grinders on ali

2016-10-28 01:27:13 UTC  

kek

2016-10-28 01:27:49 UTC  

puff puff pass venosaur