HEY GUISE

GUESS WAT

I DO YOUTUBE VIDEEOOS

GUESS WHAT I COVFER

minecraft

me: minecraft?

kek

him: YEEAHH SOMETIMES

what is a good chinky investment

im gonna go sleep

seeya faggets

I think that little kid PM'd me before

yo wassaup its yow boi fat cunt here with another MINCE RAFT tutorial

OH SHIT SPOOKY AHAH

I try my hardest to not be cancerous, it's hard not to be

but I try

the thing to do

is to avoid having any identifiable personality whatsoever

so nobody can find any flaws

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

this is cancer to me ^

unbox therapy is the most cancerous

It's hard to put your personality in tbh

because I script my stuff now

and I go into essay mode

I think some people just slap a bunch of HEY FAMS AW SHIT on word for their script

when i did youtube i'd only use a rough outline as a script to keep me on-topic

but still did a lot of ranting

getting to that 1 second over 10 minute mark for maximum ads?

the moment you start using lol so random "captions" in place of actual jokes is when you know you have been infected with cancer

tbh the bar is pretty low for humour when your entire audience is underaged

you could say "poo poos haha!" and get laughs

"this point i am making is so fucking *funny* and *important* that i am going to put the words i am saying ON THE VIDEO as well as just saying the words with my mouth"

I'll try the rough outline thing

who is that tech youtuber who puts SSDs in things and talks about smoking weed a lot?

he's good at being funny without being cancer

druaga?

yeah

seems like the kind of guy I'd want to have a drink with

I liked that he lets things go wrong instead of editing out the fuck ups and acting like a tech messiah

lmfao im talking in his discord rn