Message from @Smackymander

Discord ID: 247462872043618314


2016-11-13 20:44:28 UTC  

Big shopping bag shovelling it all in

2016-11-13 20:44:36 UTC  

Hipster cunt

2016-11-13 20:44:56 UTC  

She wouldn't let other people take a look

2016-11-13 20:45:05 UTC  

Would headbutt/10

2016-11-13 20:45:20 UTC  

should of called her a fuck nugget

2016-11-13 20:45:33 UTC  

that usualy shows them

2016-11-13 20:45:55 UTC  

Bit hard to call people fuck nuggets in Glasgow with all the stabbings

2016-11-13 20:46:32 UTC  

shoulda pulled out your automatic ganzo

2016-11-13 20:46:37 UTC  

Get some knackers jimbo

2016-11-13 20:46:45 UTC  

Yup

2016-11-13 20:47:07 UTC  

Why? Fan of Glesga?

2016-11-13 20:47:32 UTC  

m8, just carry arround a chink edc and if anyone tries to start shit, give them shit back

2016-11-13 20:47:47 UTC  

It has a decent scene, I'm too old for any of that now, I live a quiet life with gf and pets

2016-11-13 20:47:56 UTC  

How many chavs have you stabbed with your sanrenmu?

2016-11-13 20:48:09 UTC  

I mean, I dunno if the law is different up in Scottland, but a 3 inch blade folded away usualy stops chavs from trying to start shit down here in Engladn

2016-11-13 20:48:18 UTC  

and how does it fare at chav-stabbing vs. the other, more showy knife you reviewed?

2016-11-13 20:48:23 UTC  

>following the law on knives

2016-11-13 20:48:25 UTC  

Pls

2016-11-13 20:48:41 UTC  

I've been stopped by the police too many times to risk it

2016-11-13 20:49:00 UTC  

^

2016-11-13 20:49:06 UTC  

>tfw you are poo in loo

2016-11-13 20:49:14 UTC  

>tfw you are become search because you are poo in loo

2016-11-13 20:49:35 UTC  

Get one of those baton flashlights instead then

2016-11-13 20:49:40 UTC  

or a gun

2016-11-13 20:49:47 UTC  

>Gun

2016-11-13 20:49:51 UTC  

>Chavs

2016-11-13 20:49:54 UTC  

Mate that's overkill

2016-11-13 20:50:34 UTC  

Chavs are literal fucking apes and the worst you can get from them is probably an STD from a finger blaster round the back of tescos (Aldi if you're in a particularly dodgy area)

2016-11-13 20:51:26 UTC  

>thicc

2016-11-13 20:51:30 UTC  

>Not morbidly obese

2016-11-13 20:51:32 UTC  

fake-ass gay nigga

2016-11-13 20:52:11 UTC  

you heard him

2016-11-13 20:52:14 UTC  

fake ass gay nigga

2016-11-13 20:52:33 UTC  

fuego

2016-11-13 20:53:05 UTC  

alright, i finished the last infographic for this month

2016-11-13 20:53:08 UTC  

painfully

2016-11-13 20:53:13 UTC  

only 1 week early

2016-11-13 20:53:27 UTC  

2016-11-13 20:53:36 UTC  

Curry hand ft piece of shit game controller that was lime 2 pound

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/247464002723119114/df86638d-6f11-4b11-8d02-00ab23ff6ada109266400.jpg

2016-11-13 20:54:46 UTC  

m8 I was straightening out my hand