Message from @StormSplurge
Discord ID: 248665036099158016
use a MoCA bridge
they're cheap
i've solved my own wifi problem by throwing the wallet wand at it
but the rest of my family get shit speeds and i'm the designated tech monkey so i need to fix it
i think i'll try an extender and if it doesn't work i'll be methodical
delet them
leave your family
like i can't be fucked to actually care about their complaints
and your mom doesn't want you to drill holes so no ethernet
pfft.
drywall is meant to be drilled through
anyway you need to distribute your spectrum
use channels 1,6 and 11 effectively
it's an old house and where the holes would have to be drilled is literally infested with bees
WALL HONEY
get a few cheap APs and move them around the ground floor and bamft
NO
the bees vibrate
for her PLEASURE
a few summers ago bees found their way into the wall
we're not allowed to kill them
play the bee movie script on max
they'll leave
this is hillarious
And how the fuck would they know that you killed them?
so we have to coexist with the bees because no bee keepers will come out and get rid of them for a normal amount of money
i admit defeat
nice troll
Do the bees release a carrier pigeon to send a message to the central command?
dude it's real
it's such a shitpost but it's real
"Alert, we are being killed, call the authorities!"
there's a beehive in my wall
no the thing is
your family is deranged
it's dangerous for someone with improper equipement to go up there
Is bee like rare animal there?
honeybees are dying at an alarming rate
"we need better internet, for the bees"
Ohh