and your mom doesn't want you to drill holes so no ethernet

pfft.

drywall is meant to be drilled through

anyway you need to distribute your spectrum

use channels 1,6 and 11 effectively

it's an old house and where the holes would have to be drilled is literally infested with bees

WALL HONEY

get a few cheap APs and move them around the ground floor and bamft

NO

the bees vibrate

for her PLEASURE

a few summers ago bees found their way into the wall

and because cuck canada laws we'd have to pay a bee keeper to remove them

we're not allowed to kill them

play the bee movie script on max

they'll leave

this is hillarious

And how the fuck would they know that you killed them?

so we have to coexist with the bees because no bee keepers will come out and get rid of them for a normal amount of money

i admit defeat

nice troll

Do the bees release a carrier pigeon to send a message to the central command?

dude it's real

it's such a shitpost but it's real

"Alert, we are being killed, call the authorities!"

there's a beehive in my wall

no the thing is

your family is deranged

it's dangerous for someone with improper equipement to go up there

Is bee like rare animal there?

honeybees are dying at an alarming rate

"we need better internet, for the bees"

Ohh

Not wonder

This could be bad for food chain

but the thing is exterminators have the correct equipement

ya, they might get wifi headaches

but since it's illegal to kill them no exterminators will do it

and we don't have the tools to do it

i'm gonna buy this and put a teensy in it http://www.ebay.com/itm/NES-Nintendo-Advantage-ARCADE-Controller-Joystick-NES-026-1-/112203690077

and then play Melty Blood with a nintendo controller