it literally has an led light hanging off

https://my.mixtape.moe/hmelml.png

who thought of this

you can DIY those watch straps easily too. cobra knots with paracord

chinese people

HOLY SHIT

https://my.mixtape.moe/yjrgzj.png

what does the fucking scouter say about his power level

extra THICC

i'm so aroused right now

it has strobing modes

*for her pleasure*

you can get ripoffs of the luminox dialled ones too

shoo shoo, Mr Spubbo stinky chinky

why do these exist

who thought this was a good idea

i cant imagine how bulky that thing would be to wear every day, even for someone who dailies a g shock or something

what is the use case

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/wrist_glock/32617951729.html

`negros`

shit you know what

it looks pretty cool as just a novelty item

you're so hip bro

i cant imagine using it but i think it'll be pretty effay if you use it on some y-3 esque fits

start a trend

yesh, you're right

chinkaditca

markup 10000%

it has the word "supreme" on it

who the fug buys all this paracord shit

casuals

next you're gonna tell me people buy pre-tied shoes

>not just buying un-tied shoes and having the clerk tie them for you

step up

wtf

https://my.mixtape.moe/dkxdkq.png

cyanide pill not included

kaetaa: butane jet lighters on every corner for 5 yuan a piece confirm

granted you have to wake up a sleeping chinese person

but it's 5 yuan or 4 if you haggle