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currently "remembering all the times i was hit on in the past but was too awkward and virgin to notice it"

when ur mum said u were handsome she wasn't after the vin d

probably

I am the Globglogabgalab

One time a chick asked me out at the mall

I said no

I've always wondered, maybe she was the perfect traditional woman and I passed up my soul mate

RIP

Have a little more faith in Gods plan, man

I remember this one time I was on a dinner cruise down the Potomac in DC

Sunset

I'm memeing lol
But true, thanks man

all the statues in the sunset

washington monument

jefferson

@Solipsistic Vinarchy This sounds patriotic as all get out

and it was night time by the time this part happened

Sorry I just woke up but the honest statement still stands, I believe in you brother

Did a bald eagle fly overhead and screech?

This girl was eyeing me the whole time

and once I was alone she came over

(we were middle school age)

but i was so awkward

she led me out on the deck alone and was running around

i couldve had a titanic monument fellas

Vin this sounds just like my grandsons anime cartoons

with george washington watching me

I'm the kang of da wurld nibba

Then you blew it and she called you a Baka right

she gave me her number

Just got turned down by a qt fellas

i never heard from her again

you never rang her?

STOP fellas

Good luck tomorrow brother @Verne🌲

i was too virgin

too many sad boi stories

plus she lived in the midwest somewhere