>she's my gf

wat

chinkgrill?

<:chaika:232792149874311168>

dont worry its ok

her dad and i work together

Where do I get a chink girl?

Can't find on aliexpress

so is she actually your gf or are you the creepy work acquintance that always gets a bit too touchy-feely

im her justin wong

finding a chinkgirl is really easy in china, kreppy. but unfortunately they dont ship intl.

yeah, I noticed how swarmed I get with chinkgrills even on something like Hellotalk

like, I made a profile, nothing in it, within 20 minutes i have 10 chinkgrills throwing themselves at me because I'm a mountain jew

they always say 早上好 and 晚安 like real qts, no matter if we talked or not that day : ^)

probably bots or scammers

dont trust them

nah

im sure youre cute though

neither bots nor scammers

they just want sum german skillz

the only thing they're trying to scam out of me is talking to me in german

ah nice

i just bought some fidget cubes, simpsons dolls, and a starry night puzzle

the simpsons dolls look fake as shit, cant wait to see their actual quality haha

from taobao?

yeah

neato

well i gotta go to shlep tho

is of late

he

y

what's the best shipping? sunyou, china post, sf economic?

the free one

they're all free

well, i've had both my fastest and my slowest package come through china post iirc

definitely not sunyou

singapore post is okay, but takes longer

china post takes anywhere from a week to a month, in my experience

@Tribit thanks for the info, i just cancelled the order, dont want to deal with this fake shit. Real ones dont even have microSD either and the fakes have the wrong mAh as well, zero chance of being legit or back door sales

your local post office might also hoard your chink shit, so that's a factor

it's not uncommon for my stuff to come all at once