Message from @JediMocro

Discord ID: 257837919216205826


2016-12-12 07:58:20 UTC  

the issue with sleep tracking is that i'm inclined to sync it every morning -- didn't think about how that would affect battery life

2016-12-12 08:35:15 UTC  

2/11 of my stuff is in germany for 2 weeks

2016-12-12 08:35:32 UTC  

what do

2016-12-12 08:42:55 UTC  

probably at customs

2016-12-12 08:43:10 UTC  

not much you can do besides wait

2016-12-12 08:48:58 UTC  

i need muh shark

2016-12-12 08:49:24 UTC  
2016-12-12 09:16:23 UTC  

thicc

2016-12-12 09:44:47 UTC  
2016-12-12 09:44:59 UTC  

chink car dipping systems when?

2016-12-12 11:49:02 UTC  

My wife is about to order shit from AliExpress

2016-12-12 11:49:15 UTC  

She asks if I need anything.

2016-12-12 11:49:20 UTC  

I only found a cool Kazoo.

2016-12-12 11:49:25 UTC  

ANyone knows some shit I can order?

2016-12-12 11:50:24 UTC  

"Asks if I need anything"

2016-12-12 11:51:27 UTC  

I have everything I want.

2016-12-12 11:51:30 UTC  

I just want to buy cool shit now.

2016-12-12 11:51:35 UTC  

http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

2016-12-12 11:51:48 UTC  

get a knock-off dragon dildo

2016-12-12 11:55:50 UTC  

DVi-I Female to DVI-D male

2016-12-12 11:56:20 UTC  

Found it

2016-12-12 12:31:02 UTC  

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32663162538/32663162538.html
(from AliExpress Android)

2016-12-12 12:31:03 UTC  

don't buy shit to put on your dick or in your ass from china

2016-12-12 12:31:09 UTC  

What is this

2016-12-12 12:33:01 UTC  

Can someone explain this

2016-12-12 12:33:19 UTC  

You damn well know

2016-12-12 12:33:29 UTC  

its a

2016-12-12 12:33:29 UTC  

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2016-12-12 12:33:42 UTC  

g is full of degenerates

2016-12-12 12:33:51 UTC  

Oh

2016-12-12 12:34:05 UTC  

I missed that part

2016-12-12 13:11:27 UTC  

anyone tried it?

2016-12-12 13:13:36 UTC  

>sex items from china

2016-12-12 13:13:37 UTC  

>safe

2016-12-12 13:13:57 UTC  

don't risk your chances with chink sex products hombres

2016-12-12 13:15:07 UTC  

Come on now

2016-12-12 13:15:29 UTC  

no, really

2016-12-12 13:16:04 UTC  

What could possibly go wrong

2016-12-12 13:16:40 UTC  

¯\_(ツ)_/¯